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char0npl0p:

LET’S NOT BE QUICK TO FORGET THIS 

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: teenwhoops)

microsoftbob:

thanks mom

missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

(Source: permanentgoodbye)

amandatolleson:

OHYES

(Source: vanehwasreal)

k-i-t-a-i:

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

i can almost hear yahoo regretting their investment

insecure-happiness:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

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sylvanburningcenter:

she is a goddess among tramps

(Source: womanofeternaldarkness)

brookeeverdeen:

porn is so weird like you get the pleasure of watching other people have sex that you cant get 

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

CASTIEL: Why take my grace? Why not yours?
METATRON: It had to be your grace, Castiel. The first trial was to kill a Nephilim, the result of the love between a human and an angel. The second trial was to fetch cupid's bow, an angel with the power to make two humans fall in love. So, you understand why it had to be your grace to sacrifice for the third trial.
CASTIEL: I'm not sure I do understand.
METATRON: The third trial, Castiel. 'An angel who can love a human above all else is to sacrifice his grace.'

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

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